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Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 923 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!
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"I mean, it's a fact; sure as day follows night, sure as eggs is eggs, sure as every odd-numbered Star Trek movie is sh*t."
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Tim Bisley
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"She was hanging from a barrage balloon, I had an invisible spaceship. I didn't stand a chance."
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Captain Jack Harkness
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"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
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Woody Allen
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"I was at another book awards tonight. As usual I was not up for any kind of prize myself, which is fair enough as I only finished my first book yesterday and it hasn’t been published and even I am not expecting such a rapid recognition of my genius."
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Richard Herring
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"Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future."
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Kathleen Norris
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"There is no way you can defeat the superior power of my massive fifty six kilobyte processor." "I've got twenty year old video games that are smarter than you."
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R.E.C.R. and Coop
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"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
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George Washington Carver
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"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots."
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The Doctor
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